Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you made out with another girl for some wings
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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