all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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