Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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