so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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