Christians are straight up FREAKS
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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