i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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