That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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