I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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