Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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