Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
is that a dick in a sweater?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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