thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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