I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
