Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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