So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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