We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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