I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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