I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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