garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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