I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
