how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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