guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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