They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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