You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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