At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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