How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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