We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I have aggressive nipples.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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