why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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