so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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