so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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