so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
the liver wants what the liver wants
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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