Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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