That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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