Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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