We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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