How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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