i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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