it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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