i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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