There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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