Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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