he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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