he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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