The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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