Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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