margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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