I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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