she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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