It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
