You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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