they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We need a shit load of segways right now
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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