I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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