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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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